Every year I go on at least one whisky buying freeze, during which time I purchase nary a bottle of whisky. Each time, I write up a list of rules and regulations then post it on the fridge. The freeze lasts usually a month or so. Last year's freeze was technically for 120 days, but there were so many asterisks (due to previous commitments) attached to that one that it wasn't too difficult. Plus my daughter arrived right in the middle of it so my attention was just slightly diverted away from whisky.
|Here he goes again with "The Freeze".|
- Storage limits. In 2013, we bought a whisky cabinet. It was actually Kristen's idea. After measuring everything, told her with much confidence that I'd never fill it. I filled it. Quickly. We have very limited closet space and the aforementioned baby, so I have no place to put my bottles other than in the cabinet. Despite much rearranging, the cabinet is at maximum capacity.
- Finances. If you haven't noticed, whisky prices are higher than they used to be (another plug!). With less money and more obligations, I have less to spend. I'm a picky buyer, but I still buy more than I need.
- There's not much out there that I find worth buying. In 2014, I purchased a total of 3 recent (bottled in 2012-2014) officially bottled Scotches. My preferences lead me to the indie companies and recently discontinued or revised single malts. Those are the items that excite. And as the rest of my fellow hoarders buy up those goodies, there are fewer left for me. Oh well.
- Happiness. Buying a bottle is a momentary pleasure. Even if one stretches out the bottle research for months, like I do, once one obtains the bottle and stashes it away in the hoard, that glee is spent. If life's stress and anxiety are playing havoc in one's blood, the search for the next bottle(s) begins again soon. One can keep buying to keep the rush going but I believe that strikes closer to addiction than sustained happiness. I have more than I need and I would like to enjoy what I have without having to have more.
This year, my purchase fast will last until at least April 1. The only exception is the commitment I made to a friend (on this site actually) on the purchase of a bottle of rye. Otherwise I'm still working out the regulations, ordinances, and bylaws of the freeze. Usually they look something like this:
1. The Buying Freeze begins at 00:00 January XX, 20XX. It continues for XX days, ending at 23:59 on April XX, 20XX.
2. No whisky of any sort will be purchased during this period. That includes Tier 1, Tier 2, and Tier 3 bottles.
3. No samples or minis will be purchased. No bottle splits allowed.
4. Whisky trades are allowed.
5. Whisky gifts are allowed from and to other people. Examples are: etc. etc. etc.
6. Social whisky events are allowed.
7. The following are exceptions to the rules as they were commitments made before The Freeze began, and will be carried out during The Freeze: etc., etc., etc.
Punishment for violation includes reseting the freeze entirely and feeling like a sad sack of sh*t. Anyway, if you're ever interested in doing a buying freeze, I highly recommend that you nail down the particulars before it starts.
Once the first of April arrives, I may choose to extend the freeze longer. What I am suspending indefinitely is The Dusty Hunt. Much of 2014 was spent on the hunt. I found stuff. I found awful stuff. In California the good dusties have been picked over and over and over. I'm getting sloppy sevenths, at best.
Though most of the dusty bottles I've opened have been crap, the disappointment has helped me see
more clearly that all whisk(e)y wasn't necessarily better in the old days. I've had much better luck with bourbons since they usually stay nice and sweet, especially the National Distillers stuff. I've found only two palatable Scotch blends (which I'll review this year). There was a bottle of (tainted?) Teacher's from 1981 that was so bad that I started reading about stomach pumping immediately after swallowing. That was such a heartbreaker because of my love for its main ingredient, Ardmore. Damn thing had a perfect fill level and the liquor store had at least a dozen bottles. Now I know why. Good thing I bought only one.
Connecting this back to the buying freeze......Dusties are usually cheap and when ya find a bunch ya buy a bunch. So then ya have a lot of bottles. That leaves me (changing pronouns) with two problems: I've spent a chunk of money on a bunch of bottles I can't store. $200 on 10 questionable dusties would have been better spent on a pair (or more, once upon a time) of excellent single malts that I actually want. So the hunt is done. But if I were to just happen to step into a store that had a dusty single malt at its original price? I'll welcome that dilemma if ever arises.
I'm not usually one for New Year's resolutions, but those are my 2015 whisky resolutions. Have you made any? What motivated them? Do you feel good about them or do you give them until, like, March until you crumble?