I may cook successfully from time to time, but baking? Well, the meme said it best......
Red Velvet Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting.
When Kristen came home, they looked all cute and neat sitting there on the stove in the clean kitchen.
She has no idea what a g*ddamn Buster Keaton movie it was during their three-hour assembly. You know, the Keaton film in which he calls a spatula a "******* ****!" seven times.
This is the recipe I used, though I added more (non-alkalized) cocoa and used a 1/3 of the coloring (because it's an industrial chemical additive). It's actually a very easy recipe, I'm just a saphead.
The cake is good, the frosting is ridiculous. I'm still riding my sugar high, 20 hours later.