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Laphroaig 10 year
Laphroaig 10 year Cask Strength Batch 003
Laphroaig Quarter Cask
Laphroaig Triple Wood
Laphroaig PX Cask (Duty Free only)
Laphroaig 15 year
Laphroaig Cairdeas Origin
Laphroaig 18 year
Laphroaig 21 year Cask Strength
Laphroaig 25 year Cask Strength
Laphroaig 30 year
Laphroaig 40 year
Dios mio, that list looks even crazier in hindsight. I took my samples of the 30 and 40 home for a quiet private tasting. Plus I secured samples of my three new favorites from the above list so that I might provide full reporting.
In the meantime, in honor of Repeal Day, I will present my recap in corrupted haiku form:
Thanks Brandon Bartlett
Ye Protector of the Peat
(I won some glassware!)
Maker's Mark barrels
Big smoke on the malting floor
Beam's Islay spirit
Laphroaig 10 year
Old wet cigarettes
Molasses and salty peat
Meet my new old friend
Laphroaig 10 year Cask Strength Batch 003
Cherries peat and brine
Early morning bakery
Brown sugar and cream
Tremendous finish
Acres of Port Ellen smoke
Needs time, serve it neat
Laphroaig Quarter Cask
My bottle's open
But I'll always embrace more
Sweet and bitter this
Long lingering, bright
Anise, brown-sugar-wrapped peat smoke
A grand autumn malt
Laphroaig Triple Wood
Dried fruits and ripe fruits
Loads of peat and tobacco
Bitter in the mouth
Laphroaig PX Cask
Find anise and tar
Wrap it in salty sherry
Sell it duty free
Laphroaig 15 year
Young Ardbeg at best
Dare I ask, Who will miss you?
Stay in the barrel
Laphroaig Cairdeas Origin
Keer-dass or Kar-chiss?
Either way, a lovely thing
Cairdeas means friendship
Vanilla choc'late
Salty nutty peaty moss
Handshake and a hug
Laphroaig 18 year
Least peated of all
Or so my palate tells me
Cantaloupe mint brine
Wood smoke, still has zip
Molasses-ed lengthy finish
Not loved, don't mind it
Laphroaig 21 year Cask Strength
Single Malt Report?
This is fucking delicious.
You want to know more?
Think peated cognac
Coconut, candied white fruit
Vanillins in love
Laphroaig 25 year Cask Strength
Dry with light flowers
Coffee grounds, slightly sour
Leathery lovely
Laphroaig 30 year and 40 year
Who knows what awaits?
What have the angels stolen?
Time and oak, we wait