Down payments, points, interest rates, buyer’s realtors,
seller’s realtors, loan company, loan agent, underwriters, loan company buying
our loan from the other loan company, mortgage, mortgage insurance, condo
insurance, supplemental insurance, property tax, property tax credit, escrow,
HOA dues, plumbers, electricians, locksmiths, inspections, appraisals,
termites, bird poop, lots of bird poop, utilities, telephone lines, internet,
cable, HD cable box, address changes, condo keys, complex keys, mail keys, garage
door openers, intercom doesn’t work, scraping patching sanding priming painting ceilings, vacuuming, removing
mirrors, de-uglifying, new appliances, escrow errors, balancing multiple
accounts, multiple runs to Lowe’s, renting a moving truck, finding movers,
praying for a full security deposit return, High Holidays, producer’s notes on
script, generating new story ideas, broken router, scheduling donation pickups, massive stack
of empty boxes, packing boxes, early start on moving boxes, avoiding injury,
pre-moving injuries, new neighbors, new town, new kitchen, new bedroom, new
view, more escrow errors, f**k escrow, crowded old living space, dust, carpet
off-gassing, suspect dishwasher, bad backsplash, bad counters, painted over wallpaper peeling, terrible paint jobs, unwanted new flooring, pretending to be good
at handiwork, shift in diet, insomnia, lots and lots and lots of money leaving
aforementioned accounts, I AM FINE I AM NOT STRESSED NO PANIC HERE TOTALLY
RELAXED MELLOW CALM SUNNY CHEERY MEDITATIVE I DON’T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF
ANXIETY
anxiety (a ng ˈzī-itē) - noun ( pl. -ties)
a feeling of worry, nervousness, or
unease, typically about an imminent event
Did I mention that we bought a condo?