Teaninich 16 year old 1993 SMWS 59.39

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Scotch Malt Whisky Society called this cask "Gateway to Narnia" because someone over there thought the whisky smelled like an old wardrobe. If a whisky producer can fashion that note in a whisky, they can call it whatever they want. Of course another SMWS noser found only acrylic paint, and "Bob Ross's Stained Pants" doesn't have the brightest ring, so C.S. Lewis it is.

That's some good intro right there.

Anyway, this cluster shambles further back into the past with this 1993 refill hogshead (yes, again) that disgorged some high-octane single malt. At 59.7%, it may be the hottest pour in the cluster. Time to see if my delicate palate survives.

Distillery: Teaninich
Ownership: Diageo
Region: Northern-ish Highlands
Bottler: Scotch Malt Whisky Society
Age: 16 years old (Feb 1993 - 2010)
Maturation: refill hogshead
Cask number: 59.39, "Gateway to Narnia"
Outturn: 255 bottles
Alcohol by Volume: 59.7%
(from a bottle split)

NEAT

The nose's first note, potpourri, thankfully vanishes within a minute. It's replaced by a whole mishmash of notes: cloves, raw almonds, bananas, cologne, saline, plaster, strawberry jam, and grapefruits. The palate is more focused. It starts with plum skins, dried leaves, and a hint of peppery smoke. It gets tarter (out-of-season blackberries?) with time, while also gaining a bold herbal bitterness. It finishes tangy and peppery, with subtle herbal and mineral notes in the back.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or 1¾ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

Much better nose here, with a mix of barley, raw walnuts, raw almonds, orange peel, and a hint of palo santo. The palate almost mirrors the nose, but adds a Heath Bar and a hint of the herbal bitterness. That bitterness glows into the finish merging well with tart citrus and cracked pepper notes.

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Unconvinced about this whisky when neat, I'm quickly sold once it's diluted. It reminds me of Monday's official 17yo, with their related styles. No more pretty flowers, darkness is creeping in. And now I am intrigued, with no idea what happens to Teaninichs when they get considerably older. Will they continue in this earthier direction, or add fruits, or let oak smother it all? After a happy diversion next week, I will continue the cluster with "considerably older" Teaninichs.

Availability - Sold out during the first Obama administration
Pricing - ???
Rating - 87 (once diluted)

Teaninich 19 year old 1999 Old Malt Cask 20th Anniversary

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Staying in 1999 — a good year for film and me — this cluster hops over to Hunter Laing's celebration of the Old Malt Cask brand's 20th anniversary. Said celebration was actually in 2018, but this Teaninich was distilled in '99. The whisky was, yes, also from a hogshead. I hope it has a bit of the previous '99 Teaninich's darker side, because that fit in well with my palate. Or at least, please whisky gods, let this be more about the malt than the cask.

Distillery: Teaninich

Ownership: Diageo
Region: Northern-ish Highlands

Independent Bottler: Hunter Laing
Series: Old Malt Cask

Age: 19 years old (July 1999 - August 2018)

Maturation: Hogshead
Cask #: HL 17090

Outturn: 284 bottles

Alcohol by Volume: 50%

(from a bottle split)

NEAT

No darkness here! Plenty of fruit on the nose, though, starting with tart apples, kiwis, pineapples, and lemon juice up front. A few gumballs roll around in the background. Around the 30-minute mark, new notes of baked apples and cinnamon move to the fore, and a hint of cumin shows up in the back. The palate is sweet and malty. Toffee, milk chocolate, and almond butter, then a cayenne bite, and a lemony kiss-off. Lemons and toffee remain in the sweet, tart, and salty finish, with hints of cherries and cardboard in the distance.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or ½ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

Those few drops may have broken this whisky. The nose goes nearly silent, with only vanilla, bananas, and ginger beer remaining. The palate is very simple as well. Just oak spice, toffee, and vanilla. Some of the tartness returns to the finish, along with bananas and ginger beer.

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A sweetie-pie of a whisky, this Teaninich could be quite the crowdpleaser when neat, where the malt stands tall. The bright, fruity sniffer wins me over as well, lifting this 19yo from decent-casual-drinker status to a hmmm-pretty-good level. (Perhaps that makes more sense than a number grade?) The less said about the diluted version the better, as the standard Old Malt Cask strength of 50%abv suits the whisky well. The price wasn't horrible either.

Availability - Sold out
Pricing - around €90
Rating - 85 (neat only)

Teaninich 17 year old 1999 Diageo Special Releases 2017

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This week, the Teaninich cluster heads back to the '90s with a trio of single malts that have more age on them than the first eight members of this series.

Leading off is a 17yo from back when Diageo's annual special releases were still kinda special and didn't lean so heavily into cask fuckery. In 2017, the spirits conglomerate issued their only Teaninich special release to date. And the whisky came from 100% refill hogsheads! Of course the price was well over $300, thus many bottles remain on shelves seven years later, and occasionally a few go on sale for almost reasonable prices.

I almost bought a bottle this year, but couldn't convince myself to dish out over $200 for a 17 year old whisky. It also would have been a blind buy, a practice that has not consistently produced positive results for me. Instead, I went in on a bottle split. So here I go, actually drinking the whisky.

Distillery: Teaninich

Ownership: Diageo

Region: Northern-ish Highlands

Age: at least 17 years old (1999-2017)

Maturation: Refill American oak hogsheads

Outturn: 5,352 bottles

Alcohol by Volume: 55.9%

(from a bottle split)

NEAT

The nose begins a bit austere (almost 9 months since I last used the A-word!), with stones, brine, fennel seed, and halvah. But it opens up by the 30-minute mark, offering pineapple, dragonfruit, toasted barley, apple skins, and a hint of smoked almonds. The palate offers surprises, with hints of black walnuts, soil, and iodine in the background; grapefruit, cayenne pepper, limes, and umami up front. It finishes sweeter and tangy, with lots of peppery notes and that umami touch.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or 1¼ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

Seaweed and dried herbs now lead the nose, with marzipan, toasted marshmallow, grapefruit, and a rosy hint following. The mouthfeel thickens well here, while the palate dishes out more tartness than sweetness, with broad doses of umami and herbal bitterness as well. It finishes tart and peppery, with a lingering note of orange pith.

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Though not peated, this whisky has an herbal/earthy side that sets it apart from the other Teaninichs in this cluster thus far, and in the best of ways. It's darker, less perky. It fights a little bit, then offers depth. I hope some of the remaining cluster pours have some of this (perhaps older?) style, and aren't overpowered by oak. This is a bottle I would happily buy, at half its price.

Availability - Retailers around the First World
Pricing - USA: $280-$380; Europe: $250-$400; Japan: $300-$350
Rating - 87

Two curious 2006 Teaninich hoggies from Cadenhead

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A parcel of 2006 Teaninich casks once called a Cadenhead dunnage its home until the bottler released them all(?) out into the world between 2016 and 2018, all at 10 or 11 years of age. I reviewed a sample of one of these casks, two-and-a-half years ago, and loved it. And now I have samples of two others, one exclusive to the US and the other to Poland. Apparently the Polish cask is magical:

BEHOLD, the first hogshead to have ever produced 480 bottles! Impressive, considering that hogsheads hold 250 liters at the start of the maturation process. I need to get me a magical hogshead to fill with my 401k balance.

The American cask is less magical, but it's another Teaninich hoggie with a serious Angel's Share, losing almost 30% of its contents in just 11 years:

Today, the two will face off! The Magical Polish Hog vs The Thirsty American Angels!

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Teaninich 11 year old 2006 Cadenhead, for BestWhiskyMarket Poland, 55.7%abv

NEAT

The nose starts off very pretty, with floral apple skins, flower kiss candy, grapefruit gummy bears, Rainier cherries, and guava. It gains some fun edges, like Tapatio, fennel seed, and lemongrass, with time. The palate is very very hot and tight, with bitter citrus, serrano chile oil, nectarines, simple syrup, and a floral hint. It finishes hot as well, with bits of lemons, serrano chile oil, sugar, and some bitterness.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or 1¼ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

Hmmm, different nose now. Light blue Mr. Sketch marker, cinnamon red hots, and roses, with hints of cocoa powder, vanilla, and orange candy in the background. The citrus gets sweeter and tarter in the palate, and the floral note remains. It gets bitterer and more mineral with time. That mineral note stays for the finish joining horseradish bitterness and lemon candy.

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Yes, one shouldn't expect a normal whisky from a magical hogshead, and this one thus delivers. The neat nose is quite lovely, but the neat palate runs hot and bland. Dilution improves the palate, but scrambles up the nose. Because whisky is made for drinking, the diluted version works better, and perhaps more water may help it further. But still, it's falling into this cluster's pattern of B- whiskies.

Availability - Sold out
Pricing - €60-ish
Rating - 82 (diluted)

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Teaninich 11 year old 2006 Cadenhead, exclusive to the US market, 56.4%abv

NEAT

This has the apple + guava combo on the nose too, then adds banana pudding, bubblegum, and toasted grain notes. Some coriander sneaks in later, as do some plasticky notes. The palate is less hot, but bitterer, and also rather tight. A similar chile oil is present but it meets up with charred beef, barley, and lemons well. Devoid of sweetness, the finish leans on chile oil and lemon oil.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or >1¼ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

More toasted oak spices appear in the nose, like cloves and fruity cinnamon. A hint of the guava merges with lemongrass, and a hint of cologne. Lots of toasty oak in the palate too. Vibrant ginger powder and tangy citrus meets up with herbal bitterness, and very little sweetness. It finishes with ginger, lemons, and a simple bitterness.

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This one works better for my nose and palate overall. Its lack of sweetness reads better than in the Polish cask, and the toasty oak notes (from this nearly clear whisky) play well with the other characteristics. As you may see from the notes, these two sibling hogsheads share a style, and one can really sense it when drinking them side by side, something I enjoy about Taste Offs like this. Between the two casks, I'd go back to this one a second or third time before returning to the Polish release.

Availability - Sold out
Pricing - $80-ish
Rating - 83

Teaninich 11 year old 2007 Berry Bros & Rudd, cask 702605

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Silly story with this one. Knowing I haven't reviewed many BB&R bottlings on this site (only four in the last eight years), I took a look at their whiskies that I did review, and noticed......I already reviewed today's Teaninich, two and a half years ago. And gave it the same score. That's spooky. I never blindly hit the target like that. Now are the actual whisky notes the same?

Distillery: Teaninich
Ownership: Diageo
Region: Northern-ish Highlands
Bottler: Berry Bros. & Rudd
Age: 11 years old (2007-2019)
Maturation: Hogshead?
Cask number: 702605
Outturn: ??? bottles
Alcohol by Volume: 55.9%
(from a bottle split)

NOTES

I could just hug this nose. Barley, brine, Granny Smith apple peels, apple cider, mango juice, roses, green grapes, and wee bit of grassiness. The fruity palate offers all sorts of juices, like pineapple, mango, lemon, and blood orange. Toasted oak and Lucky Charms "marshmallows" float around in there. It finishes sweet and tart, think peaches and lemons, getting tarter with time.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or 1¼ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

There's more pepper and brine in the nose, but the mango and barley hold on. The leaner, tarter palate offers mostly lemon and pineapple juices. It finishes sweet, slightly rosy, with a hint of raw almonds.

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Before I get into how this review compares to the one from March 2022, I'll declare that this is the first Teaninich cluster bottle that I would indeed purchase. Though there's no complexity to the whisky, the fruitiness tickles many of my fancies.

In my summary from that review (of possibly the same bottle) 30 months ago, I wrote, "Though it's not the most complex Highland single malt, this Teaninich could have taken on some undesirable tannins after a few more years in oak." Yes, this. I found more variety in the fruit, and less minerality, this time; also, a little more oak in the nose, and slightly more overall stamina once diluted. A real B-grade malt through and through, this BB&R takes the lead in this cluster.

Availability - Germany, I think
Pricing - €65-ish
Rating - 85

Teaninich 10 year old 2007 Signatory, cask 702710 for Binny's

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I'm going to try to squeeze in two 2007 and two 2006 reviews this week. But worry not! That's the last of the 21st century Teaninichs for this cluster.

First up, a 2007 from Signatory's stash. They bottled at least six sibling casks from this vintage, all at 10-11 years old. This whisky, exclusive to Binny's pre-Covid, appears to be the only one served at full strength. Could there be a good reason for this?

Distillery: Teaninich
Ownership: Diageo
Region: Northern-ish Highlands
Bottler: Signatory Vintage
Age: 10 years old (22 Nov 2007 - 9 Aug 2018)
Maturation: Hogshead
Cask number: 702710
Outturn: 245 bottles
Alcohol by Volume: 58.5%
(from a bottle split)

NEAT

LOTS of caramel greets the nose, with rosewater and orange candy in the midground, white peach and toasted almonds in the back. Then the butter takes over, turning it into an aggressively oaked California chardonnay. The palate comes in hot, sweet, and tart. Cayenne pepper, cherry juice, and limes. It gets bitterer and pepperier with time. Vanilla joins the limes in the finish, with drying tannins and a hint of peach in the mix.

DILUTED to ~46%, or >1½ tsp of water per 30mL whisky

Burnt lumber, coconut, and vanilla buries a barley hint in the nose. The palate is grassy and tart, with a slight sweetness. A Campari bitterness mixes with tinned peaches. It finishes with an odd cocktail of Campari, vanilla syrup, and peach syrup.

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The angels appear to have enjoyed this whisky more than I did, as the cask lost a bit of content (mostly water) in its first decade. There was also a tremendous amount of oak extraction during that time, so perhaps this was in a hot corner of a Signatory warehouse. As an oaky creature, it likely appeals to a different American palate than mine. It gets weirder once diluted as the nose sinks and the palate rises, though in both cases the oak and malt start to separate. Not sure why the good Binny's crew selected this one.

Availability - Sold out
Pricing - $75ish back in 2018
Rating - 79

Teaninich 13 year old 2008 SMWS 59.69

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The cluster clusters on today with the whisky that sparred with Wednesday's mediocre 12 year old. This 13 year old started out in an ex-bourbon hogshead, but was then finished in a second-fill red wine barrique by the SMWS folks. It'd be nice to know what that "red wine" was, but since it's a second fill, and the color is barely a light gold, perhaps the cask was a proper refill. In any case, it's nice to jostle the cluster with something different.

Distillery: Teaninich

Ownership: Diageo
Region: Northern-ish Highlands
Bottler: Scotch Malt Whisky Society
Age: 13 years old (26 Feb 2008 - 2021)
Maturation: first a refill hogshead for 11 years, then a 2nd fill red wine barrique for two years
Cask number: 59.69, "Exotic tantalisation"
Outturn: 268 bottles
Alcohol by Volume: 54.5%
(thank you to the Doctors Springbank for the sample!)

NEAT

The nose arrives very sugary, with grape gummy bears, apricot jam, and cherry pie filling. It evolves into milk chocolate, caramel, and a hint of seaweed. A little bit of yesterday's potpourri shows up too. The palate is loaded with fruit, but is dry and tart, never sweet. Plums and blackberries mix with black grapes and blood oranges. It finishes with tangy grapes and bitter orange pith.

DILUTED to ~46%abv, or >1 tsp of water per 30mL whisky

The nose calms down and ditches the potpourri. Some more peaches and orange peels arrive. Some salt gets into that caramel. Maybe some toffee too. Toasty oak spices drift through the background. The palate sweetens up, but also holds onto the tartness. Tart limes and tart cherries meet sweet oranges. Cinnamon and malt rumble beneath. The tart and sweet fruits stay through the finish, and a hint of winey tannin peeks through.

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Yes, the wine cask finished Teaninich is my favorite of the first four. The cask did have a presence but dilution really straightened things out. They pulled it at the right time because the wine cask was on the verge of causing some real trouble. I still don't see it as a whisky I'd want to drink regularly, so the bottle would either remain open for a half decade, or I split it up amongst buddies. But this was a nice surprise.

Availability - Sold out
Pricing - ???
Rating - 83 (diluted)